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*We need your help!* For years now I have provided this program to the masses at no charge whatsoever. The program has gotten popular beyond belief - this is wonderful, however I can no longer afford to pay for the hosting fees associated with this. I am asking that if you enjoy this program (or anything else you see on unaesthetic.net), please support us. I am working on a new version - but that will never see the light of day unless this hosting problem is resolved. If you can afford even one dollar, please do not hesitate to contribute. Again, thank you, loyal Shit Talker fans - you're the best.

      Shit-talker is a program that lets you hold a conversation over the phone with someone by making your computer talk for you.  The best part about using Shit-talker over the phone is that 8 out of 10 people don't know it's a computer. And even if they suspect it is, the idea of them holding a real-time conversation with a computer is a little out of the ordinary for most people.   Shit-talker is an attempt to improve upon the age old art of prank calling. It was written with VB3 and the code is absolutely horrible, but that's besides the point. Functionality is the key here, my friend. Programming isn't my forte', however, confusing the general public is.

News:

• I'm working on a new version. Duhn duhn duuuuuhnnnn!
• Shit Talker makes a cameo in a book called "Steal this computer book 2" sold at all major bookstores. It has a screen shot and description (kind of). Click here to check out a scan of the page